The Stories
All finishers receive a free banana!
One of the best jobs in the world!
They're all bananas!
A narrowly-averted continuity error.
Are we nearly metric yet?
I give you good price, very good price.
Groucho Marx says...
Recipes
Peanut & Banana Teabread
Banana Lollies
Tips
Aphid Deterrent
Beauty Tip
Wart Removal
Insect Bites
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Banana news
Asda starts a banana price war.
£20,000 court costs.
Did you know...?
How to be happy.
Hangover cure.
How to eat a banana.
Help with depression.
You can speed up banana ripening.
Bananas are not friends.
Quotes
Bill Gates: Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
Claude D Pepper: A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year.
I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.".
Siobhan Fahey: Bananarama were written off from day one. Nobody believed in us but us.
We kept having hits despite the record company, despite the press..
Who?:
"Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."
 (And what has this got to do with bananas?)
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